lolsofunny: I dont even watch the news cause its DEATH! MURDER! PISS! IN! YOUR! EYES! A penguin learned to write today ha ha adorable silver lining story! THE PENGUIN WROTE A CONFESSION TO MURDER
relatives: any boyfriends?
typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
densityschild: there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
songbirdsnest: classic rock fans who think they’re the main shit of the universe for their music tastes
"Only highlight the important parts."
heyfunniest: THIS BLOG. THIS!
mom: hey can i borrow your compu-
me: *swallows laptop*
me: what computer
End of the World Confession: *takes off wig* I am Hannah Montana