December 2012
lolsofunny:
I dont even watch the news cause its
DEATH!
MURDER!
PISS!
IN!
YOUR!
EYES!
A penguin learned to write today ha ha adorable silver lining story!
THE PENGUIN WROTE A CONFESSION TO MURDER
relatives: any boyfriends?
me: no
typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
densityschild:
there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
songbirdsnest:
classic rock fans who think they’re the main shit of the universe for their music tastes
"Only highlight the important parts."
heyfunniest:
THIS BLOG. THIS!
mom: hey can i borrow your compu-
me: *swallows laptop*
mom:
me:
mom:
me: what computer
End of the World Confession: *takes off wig* I am Hannah Montana
